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flossing the balls

Using a towel, firmly gripped in both hands positioned anterior and posterior, to dry one's testicles in a sawing motion. Often done while hunched over or one leg propped up on a bench to facilitate proper hand placement.

Just got done flossing the balls. Now to slather some gold bond medicated lotion on these babies.

by nem- January 25, 2015

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lab-ball

A game designed as a mix between physics and baseball, where you have a batter who sits on a roller chair and kicks a tennis ball trying to hit a homerun. You have a pitcher, outfield, hitter, and catcher. Must be played in a physics laboratory.

Mr. Peoples spectated the intense lab-ball game.

by spencer popp November 11, 2005

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Ball Curtsy

To spread one's scrotum like a skirt and deliver a chivalrous curtsy. developed by amateur philanthropist Camden Bertrand.

After his stunning sexual performance, Tom delivered a gentlemanly ball curtsy and left.

by Uncle Blazer July 30, 2012

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ball cheeks

Similar to butt cheeks, but formed with your ballsack. This word describes the shape your ballsack makes when both balls are perfectly aligned to create a "butt cheek" shape, except this is with your balls, so they are called ball cheeks. Could also be used as an adjective to describe something that is bad (an insult). *Similar to ass cheeks or cheeks.

"Dude, your ball cheeks are showing" or "Dude, you're so bad at 2k... you're ball cheeks"

by simslayer26 November 28, 2015

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Cracked balls

This word is used to describe someones balls that have been beaten by either being stepped on, slapped, punch, bit, flicked, kicked or even set on fire which would end in the result of (Cracked balls).

Cracked balls- AHHHHHHHHHHH please stop your cracking my balls.

by Rbomb04 July 25, 2014

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Yash's Balls

The mightiest balls in all of the great subcontinent of India.

Woah dude, did you see Yash's Balls?

by memestealer420 February 4, 2020

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blog balled

Girls who will only chat you up online and not meet in the real world.

We've chatted online for 3 weeks, she says she likes me, every time I ask her to meet for drinks she says no.

Man, you just got blog balled.

by JaackAce April 21, 2008

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