Someone who refuses to pay for parking in a primarily pay parking environment, e.g. downtown in urban center, university, resident permit neighborhood. This person will circle until they locate an adjacent area with a few free parking spaces, and wait or circle the block until someone eventually leaves one of those few spaces.
I can never get a parking spot in front of my building because it's the one area downtown with free spaces, and there are always parking pirates circling the block--any open spaces are gone within a minute.
The pirate painting from SpongeBob SquarePants.
Little kid 1: Hey you know that pirate painting guy from Spongebob?
Little kid 2: Yeah, What about it?
Little kid 1: His actual name is Painty The Pirate.
Little kid 2: Holy crap I never knew that!!
Someone who is trying to look at your phone/computer screen while you are messaging, texting or emailing another person.
"Um.. Hello!! Don't be a screen pirate and keep your eyes off mine!"
This individual uses Skype or other videophone technology to relay live footage to a home viewer of sporting events, movies, or other live pay-per-view performances.
Bevis: Do you see that Skype Pirate over there in section 203?
Donnie: Oh yeah, that guy's date probably ditched him.
A Pirate that has not been on the ocean yet
The Unsalted Pirate is looking forward to going on the ocean.
getting revenge on your friends by pissing your mark on their carpet and eating all their food
guy 1: dude i think tim came to my house and pulled a fling pirate
guy 2: what a dick
an interest on neopets. possibly connected to captain scarblade.
im interested in wussy pirates.