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When you have to take a shit but the stall is occupied so you take a piss in the urinal instead.
Man I had to take a massive dump earlier but someone was on the shitter, I had to take a consolation piss instead.
Adjective, meaning "hung over" in New Zealand English slang. Comes from "piss" (alcohol; getting drunk) and "crook" (NZ/Aus/UK sick; ill), literally "alcohol sick". Usually implies that vomiting is involved.
Mate, I was so piss crook yesterday, couldn't stop chundering aye.
Pissing in extremely cold temperatures, usually so cold that the pee freezes in midair.
Man 1: Aw man! I went polar pissing again and my pee froze!
Man 2: Well next time, try not to stick your dick out and piss when the temperature is below zero. Polar pissing is dangerous to your health.
Man 1: Gee, thanks, I'll remember that next time my piss freezes inside my dick.
When you want to piss after busting a obese nut to your favorite waifu but there's still some cum left on your foreskin, mixing the urine with the semen.
Jerry: Dude, i needed to piss but there was some cum left on my PP! That means i made infused piss!
Thomas: wdym? What will happen now?
Jerry: idk, i guess i will give birth to a scary sewer monster.
Kat: Dude, that's gross
Jerry: So, can i piss in yo pussy, Kat?
Thomas: bro wtf
The portion of the porcelain toilet rim that is exposed by a u- shaped toilet seat.
In public places (or dirty homes with a u-shaped toilet seat) the area of the toilet rim that dried up pee, and lone pubic hair escapees gather.
Every time I take a poop in public, and I wipe, my arm hits the piss rim!!!
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Last night, I was so drunk. I threw up so hard I held onto the piss rim for dear life!!!
someone who tries to catch there piss in a jar.
Ha Ha you aren't a good piss wrangler!
When you only need a piss but you just sit on the toilet anyway because its relaxing and nice.
Where you going? I'm going for a luxuary piss.