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When you get to much wee in your box.
That person has polish syndrome, he has a wee wee box the size of Poland
To engage in excessively narcisisstic/vain speech or behavior.
When you polish your own pedestal, you do a fine job of letting the world know you think you're cooler than you are.
Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.
Lubing up your winkie and polishing until completion.
My girl and I were having an amazing night but the best part when she would start Polishing My Granite winkie.
A sexual position involving three parties incorporating two parties on either end with one in the middle. On one end, one party penetrates the middle party while holding the legs of them as the 'bridge'. On the other side, the 'bridge' party delivers oral to the third party who is supporting her by the shoulders. The draw bridge comes into full effect through the motion on the first party lifting the middles body up and away from the oral recipient and back down offering erotic cuckhold opportunities.
"Yo Jake, did you ask Natasha if she was down to Polish draw bridge this weekend?"
"Yeah bro shes horny as all hell and wants to try it"
When a mans penis is so big a woman cums apon the first complete insertion
I’m in love, my first multiple orgasm started as soon as he put it in. That’s a polish squirt
Placing any leftover alcohols into a single cup with your favorite soda or non alcoholic drink as the mixer. Hell of a drink that causes an even worse hangover, is it worth a shot?
Polish Obo Whiskey Alcohol Beer Rum Vodka
Its the Cookie Game/ Soggy Biscut Game but instead of an Cookie there is a Firecracker and you have to cum as fast as possible to turn of the fuse so your dick wont blow up.
1. Hey what did you do today?
I played the Polish Cookie Game and my Friend got his Dick blown off