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A lewis POON ‘You’re such a lewis Poon’ meaning your a small middle aged man from particularly from little lever, BOLTON, who cannot control their anger or love for drinks. A lewis Poon (NOON) is a hairy man. A lewis POON has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend and often gets told he is ‘punching’
‘No way that is your girlfriend! Your such a lewis POON!)
Someone or something that is extremely adapt at obtaining poon.
David Xerri wearing a leather jacket is a total Poon Harpoon!
'poonornoop' is a game in which two or more people observe passers by or discuss mutual acquaintances and debate whether they would have sex with that person or not. 'Poon' and 'Noop' are codewords for 'yes' and 'no'. This is so that if the subject being judged is nearby they will not know they are being talked about. There are two levels to poonornoop, an 'honest' or 'genuine' poon, or a hypothetical (also known as a 'Narnia') poon (meaning you would not have sex with them in this reality but possibly some other dimension).
Jordan: Hey poon or noop chubby blonde chick at the coffee bar?
Danny: noop
Jordan: Are you serious? no way, that's a poon in my book.
Danny: Okay Narnia poon
A derogatory term for black (specifically subsaharan descent) womans gentials. It has a similar entomology to sheboon (with the root word being baboon).
I need boon poon. I have jungle fever
A term that is generally used to boast to friends about a sexual experience. Referring to filling a girl's vagina full of cum after ejaculation. There is so much cum it drips out and makes a mess on the floor/bed or other surface of sex.
Dude, I was with this chick last night and I gave her the best poon pastry, she couldn't handle it.
Or "pussy price" or "pp"
The opportunity cost of acquiring "poontang"
Micro factors include:
- Distance of travel
- Circumference of poontang o 0 O
"She lives in Oslo bro, is the poon price worth it?! You could be chilling with us, and maybe even find some hot local singles in your area."
Some may say this is wrong (amanda herself) but it really is Amanda Juicy-Poon. She doesn’t like to admit her true background (the poon).
“Can Amanda Juicy-Poon come????”
“No.”