n./adj. A woman that is bitter toward sexual activity. Synonyms: ice queen, prude,frigid.
Fred didn't get any because that girl he was trying to hookup with was a real Sour Poon.
Anything covered in mud that stank.
Your mom's muddy poon smelled like a Florida swamp.
someone who sells poon on the street
nathan turned into a poon peddler because he needs money!
the ultimate diva. possibly a man. loves her adoring fans and is the ultimate savage. she can’t sing worth anything but thinks she’s miley cyrus. oddly shaped and gives out birthday invites via powerpoint presentations. forever my Prom Queen.
mariah: did you see Ethel Poon’s birthday invitations??
brooke: oh lord don’t get me started. “you have to bring cake to receive some!”
mariah: damn ethel is crazy
1) What every dirty old man desires (young pussy asap)
2) An unfortunate Chinese name
Hey Grandpa! What would you like for your birthday?
A double helping of Yung Poon Soon.
Someone who only thinks women are there for sexual pleasure.
Dylan is a Poon thinker , Of Poonism Ways