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Illegal in all 50 states, Rage Punch is a mixture of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill and 5 Hour Energy. This glorious concoction takes and ordinary night and turns in into something extraordinary. It transforms the user into a raging, yelling machine. When taken to the dome-piece, the user is first overcome by a state of euphoria, accompanied by a tingling sensation all over. Then, from deep down, the very depths of one's soul, a yell emanates. This yell, incapable of being comprehended by modern science, has been touted by some as a religious experience. From that first yell on, the user begins only what can be described as a "shock and awe" campaign. He dances like he never danced before. He yells at the top of his lungs, frightening women and young children. Through this yell, the utmost sign of virility, some users have reported impregnating women by this glorious sound alone. This tonic must be used correctly, however. It must be consumed with friends; there must be others on your level, because it is indeed lonely at the top.
Say bra, want to whip up some Rage Punch and suckle from the teat of life?
I don't know man. Last time I raged, I woke up next to a Boot rat and my penis has never been the same.
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A blow so hard directed toward ones pancreas, that the end result is the development of type 1 diabetes. A beetus punch shouldn't be given if your victim is pregnant or nursing, due to the chance they already have gestational diabetes, or if they have heart disease, high blood pressure, or any amputations... because it is pointless to try and give someone diabetes if they already have diabetes.
I successfully gave someone a beetus punch yesterday, and today they had to schedule an appointment with an endocrinologist.
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When you punch someone so hard in the back of the head their tongue comes out, usually in a sexual act.
I totally yoshi punched this girl last night
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during a concert (most commonly rock/metal shows) leaping over and/or onto the crowd and punching that more so effects concert goers that are generally watching the performance rather than the participants in the moshpit
Dude! Did you see that? That kid just jumped up over 2 kids and crowd punched like 3 people!
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A punch with a closed fist and one knuckle sticking up.
"I got a frog punch in the leg, ow"
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Male masterbation, usually the term is used after the inner shoulder muscles are tired.
My shoulders are so tired after punching the clown.
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When you slam your butt on a persons face and then fart
Man you missed it, Mark was on the couch and I just fart punched his face..
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