Sexy Retarded
1) Very good, pleasurable, awesome, sweet, win
2) Very bad, annoying, stupid, lame, fail
"The graphics in that game are sexy retarded!"
"Dude, sit down, quit being sexy retarded"
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When "retarded" just isn't enough. People who are turbo-retarded make blondes look like geniuses. A person who blunders every now and then may be called "retarded" by their peers, but it doesn't mean they are a complete waste of space.
People who are "turbo-retarded", on the other hand, can not seem to function in society.
Everything they touch turns to shit.
Every word that escapes their ignorant mouth makes you want to punch them.
Every "though" that goes through their head has enough stupidity to kill a small nation.
You can't even make fun of them; their very being there just makes you pissed.
Person 1: "Hey there's a party going down. You going?"
Person 2: "Alright, who's going?"
Person 1: "Mark, Anthony, Cristy, John..."
Person 2: "Nope."
Person 1: "What why?"
Person 2: "I'm not going if John's going. He's turbo-retarded."
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A phrase said to a close friend when you both are stuck at a job or event together and it's boring as shit
Jon and Jimmy are two benchwarmers who have to attend an extra early morning practice on the weekend.
Jimmy leans closely to Jon during drills and says, "This is fucking Retarded!"
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Hashtag retard (noun)
1. A generalized disorder characterized by mildly impaired cognitive functioning with respect to common activities, social interaction or simple comprehension.
2. A disparaging term for a person who uses social media and has the appearance of mild cognitive limitations.
(A) You PVRโd that show, so why are you watching the commercials, you hashtag retard?
(B) Being a hashtag, I mistook the word "closure" for "Kosher".
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The random time occurring daily were you instinctively do stupid things to your significant other. retard time can occur any time and any where and knows no boundaries....
during retard time yesterday lorrin tried to shove a turkey baster in my asshole, and i counter retarded with the ass clinch of a 7 year old.
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A safer way to call someone retarded without a teacher knowing. Make sure to put โexpiredโ in front of it to lower suspicion.
Joe: I failed the math test. How was I supposed to know that x is equivalent to 2?
Mike: You expired flame retardant!
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What ur teacher will say after u said something wrong
Kid: stfu! 09P
Teacher: uh oh, retard alert!!!!
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