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A freshwater oyster that sticks itself half out of the ground and flailes it’s coochie like lips from the side of its mouth.
Wow, did you see the river coochies out there ?
What you get from getting with nasty women 🤢
Damn bro did you see who Cole got with? Nah but I’ve heard that bitch got a case of the river lip
When two smaller uncircumcised penises are locked together using their foreskin and a much larger penis is slammed down on them, breaking them apart and causing them all to ejaculate simultaneously.
Me and the homies got way too crazy last night. It all ended with a Snake River Dam Breaker.
The elegant network of blue veins visible in some breasts.
I became in entrances by her bust's landscape: nipple peaks and the boob rivers.
When you mix all your bodily fluids into a bucket with indiana river water and stir it until it thickens up into a lube like texture that has a greyish brown tent to it. Then use it for lube to penetrate your partners holes and create prolapses as it does not actually lubricate your member. Then scrape the remaining contents and the newly added fluids off your member and the prolapse. Place all that back in the mixture place in a cake pan and bake at 425 for 30 minutes. The finished item is an indiana river boat and if you don't eat it all you are not a true hoosier.
My boyfriend performed the indiana river boat on me, the prolapses were almost as good as the meal afterwards
The original name of River Pig pub based in Portland Oregon. They had to change the name because it would not appeal to a wide audience; hence the name River Pig.
Bro 1: Bro, wanna go take pickle back shots at river bro?
Bro 2: Bro I hear it’s called RiverPig now.
Bro 1: I don’t care bro, I just need some whiskey and bitches right now.
“Damn Johnny’s really fuckin giviner on the river over there”
“I’m gonna need you guys to giver on their river today”
“Giver on the river bud”