Punching a Salad

When smoking from a bong, punching a salad is the act of finishing a huge, tightly-packed salad bowl in a single breath. Such a feat is considered challenging, and is rarely accomplished by first-time smokers or casual stoners.

-"We were smoking weed last night, and Sam packed a huge salad bowl."
-"Did he punch it?"
-"Nah, Sam doesn't have the lungs to be punching a salad, It took him 4 hits to finish it"

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tossed salad

To eat someones ass with either jelly or syrup.

While in the pen, Iwould always have a tossed salad after dinner.

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salad 69

The act of analingus of two partners simulataneously... i.e. instead of going for the odd fellow and/or the old meat curtains, the rusty sherrif's badges are targetted.

Brody: "I wanna eat your butt."
Bruce: "No I wanna eat yours!"
Brody: "Let's salad 69 each other!"
slrrp slrrp slrrp ZWOOORRRNNNT!
hahahahahah

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Tossing The Salad

"Tossing the Salad" generally refers to prison. Blatantly put, "eating out of someone's ass". Eat their shit. Now.

"I'm the pie fucker don't you recognize me!?" "In prison, he'll be the pie. (chuckle from other guards)."-jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

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salad

the best group of friends ever. made up of the realest, nicest, funniest ppl ever.

me(talking to lily): should we invite salad
lily:yeaaaa i love them

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hella salad

When you feelin fresh af and nobody can stop being your flow

I'm feelin hella salad today!

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salad tok

An underground way of asking or implying smoking marijuana; This definition only should imply to smoking herbs, hence the word salad.

Yo, are you down to salad tok?

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