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1. Fart, passing gas, flatulence.
2. Smelly air bubble produced from your booty pipe.
3. Angelic music being played from your bum hole.
Person 1 "Do you smell that? Gah, did you fart? It smells awful!"
Person 2 "No" Busts out laughing because their lying and can't keep a straight face. While laughing they let out another fart.
Person 1 "Eww, you farted again! I can feel it on my face! It's like a poof of shit man!"
The Urge to take a shit during or after the smoking of a cigarette.
Dude, I just took the biggest cig shit of my life!
what if you did something so dumb that you can’t even consider it a brain fart?
BRAIN SHIT
elder has alot of brain shit
A case of diarrhoea so bad, it enables you to fit into clothes you haven't worn in years.
"I got food poisoning at the weekend; upside was I can fit into my skinny jeans again! Best case of vanity shits ever!"
The gastrointestinal consequence upon the consumption of nicotine after having just woken up from a long nap or night of sleep. Symptoms of The Nic Shits include stomach cramps, bowel movements, and on the rare occasion, diarrhea.
Person 1: Sorry I'm late bro, I got the nic shits this morning after I hit my juul in the shower.
Person 2: All good man, we've been there.
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Those who refute science with no evidence to back up their claims.
Kate doesn't understand the science behind vaccines. So instead of educating herself she became a shit puppet and started a pseudoscientific blog on facebook so she can spread misinfo to other shit puppets.
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When you take a shit and the first part of it is solid (aka the cork) but immediately afterwards the rest of it is diarrhea and comes blasting out and splatters all over the toilet bowl(just like champagne if you were to shake it up and release the cork)
I was taking a dump the other day and couldn't figure out how to describe it,It was so POWERFUL that it splattered everything in the bowl and the smell was so wretched that it had to be named. so some friends and I got together and coined the name Champagne shit
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