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open up a butcher shop

When two people are going to have a disagreement. As in, "there's enough beef between us to open up a butcher shop".

Mike: Oh shit, Bobby stole Jimmy's girl.
Dan: Those guys are going to open up a butcher shop.

by LaffeyTaffy June 15, 2012


Shopping in my grocery store

When someone starts hitting on your girlfriend or wife knowing full well that she is a taken woman.

Hey did you see that guy walked right up and tried shopping in my grocery store?

by Canadian_Beef_24 August 17, 2009


cop shop

taking something that doesn't belong to you, and making it yours.

I just cop shopped this dope ass chain from the locker room!

by ticklemonster45 April 7, 2017

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Pet Shop Boys fan

Modern version of a Friend of Dorothy.
A sophisticated euphemism for gay.

comes from assumption that only gays can enjoy music of British synth-pop duo Pet Shop Boys

There's someone you don't like and you want to insult them by calling them a "faggot," but you know that's awfully politically incorrect and will get you nailed as a bigot, so you say something like "I hear he's a Pet Shop Boys fan."

by dildo777 January 27, 2023

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cape cod fudge shop

A woman who has anal sex with a man, takes his fecal stained penis and inserts it in her mouth. He repeats this action multiple times until the woman has a sufficient amount of poop in her mouth. She then then puts the feces onto a tray like a piece of chocolate and places it in the oven, lets it cook and then ingests it.

Erin is such a cum dump. I can't believe she let Jeff turn her into a cape cod fudge shop.

by Tim Granger-Johnson July 2, 2008

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Carl and James's Surf Shop

The hypothetical future name of the surf shop that the two garbage men planned to open in the movie 'Men at Work'

May be used to describe any endevour which has absolutely no chance of ever coming to fruition...."yeah....we could buy this bar and turn it into Carl and James's Surf Shop"

by scogey October 29, 2010

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Shop Me a Honda

To give someone a call. Meant to sound like "shout me a holla" but much cooler

Guy: What are you doing tonight?
Girl: I might go to a party
Guy: Well if you do, shop me a honda

by dimelis_16 February 11, 2010

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