An Ashkenazi shuffle is when someone employs high verbosity and obfuscative language in an attempt to bewilder or confuse their opponent in an argument. It can involve using complex language, irrelevant details, or tangential arguments to divert attention from the central topic or to make it difficult for others to follow the discussion. It can be perceived as a form of intellectual manipulation, aimed at gaining an advantage in a debate or discussion, often characterized by a style that resembles a rhetorical dance, where clarity and directness are intentionally obscured. Especially in a way that the user deems to be characteristic of a Jewish person.
"Instead of providing straightforward answers, the politician engaged an Ashkenazi shuffle, leaving the audience confused about his stance on the issue."
A phrase meaning 'good looking hair'
Woah, Ben has shuffle hair today
When your one fat friend waddles around and his fat rolls jiggle.
"Dude, did you see Colin? He was walking up the stairs and accidentally did a Shenimen Shuffle."
When sticking your fist in someone’s anus and wiggling it around violently for pleasure.
This weekend my girl wants me to give her the five knuckle shuffle
A playlist best enjoyed in shuffle mode. Playing the list in the unshuffled order is not intended and may feel monotone and repetitive.
Steve, I'm tired listening to the same shit for an hour straight! Please use shuffle, it's a shuffle list for gods sake!
In PUBG when you have a downed teammate and you run over to him and take a health kit while your teammate dies.
I was down by the tree and you Sherlock shuffled and we all died.
when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard
Roommate 1: "Hey guys wanna hit the bathroom shuffle?"
Roommates 2, 3, & 4: "Fuck ya!"