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Shut The Door

When A Goalie Needs To Stop Shots

They pulled out Halak, and now we're scoring goals on Elliot. Alright, they got one back. I don't care, they're not scoring 6 goals on us in the 3rd period. Well they got 2 already. What a game this is. Oh! Are you kidding me? They got 3? Jesus! Shut the door! Holy crap! What the hell? No, this- WHAT THE HELL? S- SHUT THE DOOR! WHAT!!??? 7 to 7!!?? YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!!! OH MY GODDD!! 8 to 7, Lecavalier gets the hat-trick. HOLY SHIT! I'M GONNA PUNCH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU IN THE FACE! WE GIVE UP A 6 GOAL LEAD IN THE 3RD PERIOD? A 6 GOAL- that is unHEARRRRD of! Hohoho my goddd!

by Raimokurri July 04, 2024


Shut the, What the, Get the

Shut the FUCK UP!
What the FUCK…?
Get the FUCK OUT!

OMG! Shut the, What the, Get the!

by Cherub wrangler December 24, 2021


shut hoe

when a male puts his dick into a girls esophagus until she dies

did you hear?, sarah got shut hoed

by shuthoe December 25, 2018


shut-the-fuck-upsmanship

Knowing when to stay quiet and when to speak up; tact.

"You should practice some shut-the-fuck-upsmanship before your mouth writes checks your ass can't cash"

by Its_the_K April 06, 2021


Shut The Fuck Up Day

a whole day where you don't talk about "Anti Fur Day" or whatever the fuck is going on anymore.

Person 1: "Oh crap! Tomorrow's Fur Day-"
Person 2: "and today is Shut The Fuck Up day! so keep it down with those holidays, will ya?!"

by NastyMoth December 19, 2020


Shut The Fuck Up Day

Shut The Fuck Up Day takes place on April 17 where everyone stops talking, and whoever talks is automatically a homosexual.

Oh shit it's Shut The Fuck Up Day time to shut the fuck up

by TheEditorOfTheWorld April 16, 2021


Shut Up War

The shut up war happened between 2 7th graders named Atlas and Dana on October 13, 2020. What went down was a series of the words of "shut up" and "no you". At some point, Atlas says "Shut the fuck up". That was the tensest part of this war.

"Shut up war has started. You guys may begin."

"SHUT UP!"

by I’m used as an sex toy October 13, 2020