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Waiting for the perfect moment before you climax, then dick slapping her in the face. If ones right it leaves behind a trail of slime like slapping someone with a eel.
Person 1: I fucking my girl and I was like "hold on babe I amount to cum." I pulled out and did an eel slap on her face.
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during anal sex if the bellend touches the recievers turd this is known as slapping the turtle
OMG you just slapped my turtle
i told you not to slap the turtle it hurts!!!
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In an attempt to prove yourself, you end up utterly destroyed and humiliated.
Man... Ken got the Ottoman Slap after trying to beat Ron in basketball. He never even got a chance to shoot the ball.
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The act of being hit with a coin of the vietnamese national currency.
Nguyen slapped me with his dong.
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When one chick accidentally slaps another chick's vagina while attempting to slap her butt from behind.
When two chicks are dancing and one goes to slap the other's butt from behind and accidentally swings through the legs reaching her vagina. This is called the "slap through."
first girl: OMG! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to slap through.
second girl: It's okay. I kind of liked it. ;)
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A Catholic euphemism for male autoerotic stimulation.
The priest spent all night slapping the Pope until his hat came off and his head exploded.
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The act of disputing an email forward, by citing Snopes.com and then replying to all, thus proving the original sender failed to check the veracity of the claim.
I'm gonna snope slap my coworker who claims Obama wasn't born in Hawaii.
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