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slap the turtle

during anal sex if the bellend touches the recievers turd this is known as slapping the turtle

OMG you just slapped my turtle
i told you not to slap the turtle it hurts!!!

by lewy1102 =) January 14, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Slap Daddy

A "Slap Daddy" is a high level sunset. A Slap Daddy makes you pause, reflect on the meaning of your life, and then go back to having fun & crushing life. A Slap Daddy's beauty doesn't truly exist until it's documented on @slapdaddy_sunset Instagram. If a sunset makes it on @slapdaddy_sunset, you know you've got a phenomenal slapper.

Our community of Slap Daddy fans, dubbed #SlapDaddyFam, is one of the most elite collections of individuals we've ever seen. IYKYK (If you know, you know)

A sunset that you need to tell your friends about is a Slap Daddy. Tag @slapdaddy_sunset in all of your heat!

Can be written as one, or two, words depending on your stylistic choice. "Slap Daddy" or "SlapDaddy"

Him: "Wow, that's a great sunset."
Her: "Yeah, that's a Slap Daddy!"

Him: "Did you see that Slap Daddy last night?"
Her: "Slap Daddy? What're you saying?"
Him: "We can no longer be friends."

by SlapDaddy HQ June 25, 2020

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ottoman Slap

In an attempt to prove yourself, you end up utterly destroyed and humiliated.

Man... Ken got the Ottoman Slap after trying to beat Ron in basketball. He never even got a chance to shoot the ball.

by Epix187 February 13, 2018

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


dong slap

The act of being hit with a coin of the vietnamese national currency.

Nguyen slapped me with his dong.

by sp0rkius March 1, 2004

45๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


slap through

When one chick accidentally slaps another chick's vagina while attempting to slap her butt from behind.

When two chicks are dancing and one goes to slap the other's butt from behind and accidentally swings through the legs reaching her vagina. This is called the "slap through."

first girl: OMG! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to slap through.
second girl: It's okay. I kind of liked it. ;)

by bp funny man May 12, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snope Slap

The act of disputing an email forward, by citing Snopes.com and then replying to all, thus proving the original sender failed to check the veracity of the claim.

I'm gonna snope slap my coworker who claims Obama wasn't born in Hawaii.

by SnopeSlapper September 7, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


slapping the Pope

A Catholic euphemism for male autoerotic stimulation.

The priest spent all night slapping the Pope until his hat came off and his head exploded.

by Kristian Berry May 8, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž