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Sleeping Bag

When a man, after a rigorous regimen of scrotum stretching, takes his elongated scrotum and rolls it up and places it into the anus of a woman during coitus. Akin to a shocker, only performed by your genitals instead of your hand.

After I spent months of stretching out my ball sack daily with complete and utter dedication, I went down to the sigma chi sorority and sleeping bagged a few hussies.

by HoHo Merry Xmas! December 22, 2009

12πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Sleeping Beauty

Ejactulating ropes of semen onto a girl's face while she sleeps.

I gave that girl a sleeping beauty last night.

by Matt October 20, 2003

46πŸ‘ 83πŸ‘Ž


sleeping bag

The act of sex where one partner crawls up into the female’s vagina, and curls up into the fetal position, only to emerge 10 hours later all wrinkled up, slimy, and slightly disoriented from the vaginal juices.

Dude, I’ve developed skin cancer from the sleeping bag that Jessica Yapp gave me yesterday night… fucking shit, dude…

by Goose May 25, 2003

15πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


sleep with the fishes

term used when someone has been killed or will be killed. this with reference to fishing, where you put your catches in the icebox, where some fish are already dead and others are just waiting to die.

shut up or you'll soon sleep with the fishes

by brendanmp January 5, 2016

17πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


e-sleep

when one stays up too late with an e-boy (typically on discord) and proceeds to fall asleep on call. e-sleeping can also refer to e-napping, which is similar; however, e-napping occurs midday (usually with an e-boy you are obsessed with on a crazy level). e-sleeping further strengthens a bond within an e-relationship (a relationship online). e-sleeping occurs within an e-relationship that includes 2 parties that are more than 70 miles away from each other.

edward: "why does shaniqua look so tired today?"
bob: "she's been e-sleeping with her e-boyfriend, i think they have a 3 hour time difference or something."

by toofine April 29, 2019

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Sleep-Working

Sleep-Working happens when you haven't had your morning cup of coffee before work, which usually results in ultimate failure and/or workers compensation.

Ann: "Did you hear Neek fell off the 3-step ladder pulling an 80 pound gear from the 2nd shelf?

Jim: "That poor bastard was Sleep-Working again."

by Sleepworker April 30, 2013

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


no sleep gang

a group of cringe people that refuses to sleep for no reason, they will die one day from exhaustion

- I'm part of the no sleep gang
- Woah that's kinda cringe bro

by thisisnekk May 13, 2020

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž