smash crew

A large group of friends that fuck a particular slut

Dude, don't date her. She fucked the smash crew.

I'm selling pussy; I'll fuck the smash crew.

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sushi and smash

A routine, commonly found among California douchebags, whereby one parlays a sushi-date into a one night stand.

Douche 1: Hey bro, so are you going to do a little Netflix and Chill with Roxanne tonight?

Douche 2: Nah bruh... we're going to sushi and smash instead.

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smashing lasagna

When 2 or more friends get together and cram hot Italian food inside of their neighbors mail boxes.

"Bobby got arrested last night"
"What for"
"Cops caught him smashing lasagna all over the apartment complex"

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Smash up

A mash up involving a Smash Mouth song

Hey Dave, I listened to a pretty dank Smash up yesterday.

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Smashed that Pasty

When you rub your ding dong right in the buttcrack and smash that rectum.

"Dude I totally Smashed that Pasty last night."

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head smashed

The feeling you get after a wild night of drinking. That dizzy in your step after waking up. Also known as a hangover.

"Bro. I downed 6 Jaegers last night. I'm head smashed beyond belief."

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Super Smash Kart

Super Smash Kart: Super Smash Bros and Mario Kart combined

Cole: Yo Michael, you gonna cop that new Super Smash Kart?
Michael: Yeah bruh I heard that you can knock other people’s Kart off the map.
Cole: Damn, you can? Michael bro that’s insane.
Michael: I also heard that you can customize your Kart.
Cole: You can!? That’s it, lets go to GameStop now bruh.
Michael: Aight.