Smoked Taco

In women's prisons, when someone is raped with a hot curling iron.

"Dude! My mom just called from prison and said she got a Smoked Taco!"

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Cock Smoke

a "tute", who only sucks dick, that means NO vaginal intercourse!

hey check out cock smoke over there!
or
you cant fuck that cock smoke but she will suck you off.

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smoke crack

an expression used to show:
1. anger at someone or something
2. frustration
3. excitement
4. disbelief

1. "Shut up....SMOKE CRACK!"
2. "*drops something* Gah! Smoke crack!"
3. "Smokecracksmokecrack I CAN'T WAIT!"
4. "Smoke crack....No wayyy...."

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Roping Smokes

Roping smokes means to smoke cigarettes one after the other. The idea being that one is never without the best nicotine delivery system ever devised by man. An endless cigarette has the appearance of a rope.

John: Im extremely hungover today. I feel like I got ran over by an eighteen wheeler carring Marborro Reds.

Dean: Not suprising dude, you were roping smokes all night.

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Smoking Rig

Generally a woman who's physical attributes summate to a 9+ out of 10 rating immediately causing head turn and stare down, loss of speech, and death stare from gf.

"Hey how about that weat...............Hey check out that bird she has a Smoking Rig"

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Smoke ass

The act of putting a blunt in someone's ass and lighting it

"remember kids,smoke ass,eat grass and die fast"

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Smoke Screen

Whereby you fart in a high traffic area and other people walk through your ass cloud.

GUY 1: Sure is cloudy out...
GUY 2: I know. I hope it doesn't rain...
(Person walks by with disgusted look on their face)
GUY 1: Did you just...
GUY 2: Yup. Total smoke screen.

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