space cadet

some one who acts like they are on another planet or plane of existence. either they are incrdibaly stupid or are on drugs or most likely a combination

look at that fuckin space cadet

stop acting like a space cadet

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Space Monkey

Someone so into New Age ideas, psychedelics, or other alternative thought system that he or she becomes out of touch with reality. Also called Space Case.

Roommate: Are you even paying attention to me? You need to pay your share of the electric bill, NOW.
Space Monkey: Have you ever asked yourself, does the electric bill even exist, or is it all in our minds? What is a bill made of? If the bill could sing, what would be its song?
Roommate: Dude, that's it, I'm kicking you out, you flippin' space monkey.

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open space

Open space is what californians call parks. It is definitely a cali term.

Cali girl: hey lets go for a walk in the open space by my house!
non-cali-person: what the fuck is an open space, you mean the park/field?

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Save Space

When you say something awkward and you don't want people to take it the wrong way. It's kind of like no homo.

Guy 1: What's going on with you?
Guy 2: Nothing really I'm so wet right now, save space, Just came from the waterpark

Girl: Man, I'd rather get on my knees ,save space, I've been on my feet all day.

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Lost in space

When a guys dick is so small it practically gets lost in your cooch.

Wow, I didn't know Jhon was so small. Last night we finally did it and he got lost in space.

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ATM space

The spatial interaction between the person using the ATM and the person standing first in line, who is wanting to use the ATM. (2) The minimal personal space between the person using the ATM and the person wanting to use the ATM. Minimum=2'

Get out of my ATM space while I am completing my transaction.

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space docking

This is a variation of the standard practice for more experienced partners. It's where you freeze a shit so it becomes extremely solid and then proceed to use it as a dildo on the female partner.

I took such a firm shit that i decided i just had to freeze it for later space docking use.

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