my cat stepped on my keyboard

when you do something cringey, but you don't have a good excuse, so you do the only thing that'll save you.

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry

i hope you step on lego

When you hate someone so much you hope they experience pure agony

Girl 1: Omg i cant believe you cheated on me he deserves the worst to happen
boyfriend: Sorry babe
Girl 2: Yeah I hope you step on lego
Girl 1: Ouch that's pretty cruel, maybe not that bad

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What are you doing step bro!?

The thing you hear your step sis say when she’s stuck in the washer. Expect to hear SWEET HOME ALABAMBA! in the next few seconds then your virginity will be gone forever. Also expect to be on p0rnhub and other p0rn apps

your FBI agent seen enough when he heard WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BRO!?

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ZOMG, you're stepping on my brain!

An expression used when somebody says/writes something so utterly stupid or banal it actually makes your brain hurt.

"I love blinking, I do."

"ZOMG, you're stepping on my brain!"

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I smell what you're stepping in

I understand what you are saying. This makes perfect sense to me.

Do you understand? I smell what you're stepping in.

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Texas Two Step

When your friend gets together with someone you've been talking to with the sole intent to make you mad and/or jealous.

A: That bitch just Texas two stepped me with Brad.
B: He likes you better, just do-si-do her ass.

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Step Your Rap Game Up

Commonly used to tell rappers that their rhymes are whack, but can also be used when telling someone to improve something.

"John im afraid you got a D....Step your rap game up son!"

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