A social reject that is usually transphobic.
They say they are only attracted to 'pure' people of the opposite gender. What that means we are still unsure
Person 1: I'm trans
Super straight: I'm not attracted to you, you aren't a pure (gender)
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it's a term mostly used by dumb transphobic men, it's not a real sexuality.
fun fact: their flag colors are orange and black the same colors of the grindr app (a dating app for lgbtq+ people)
jamesπ: ayo bro i'm super straight and proud.
ryan: nah you are a social reject who made up your own sexuality because you want to be included into something you b00ty lickin monkey.
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Gay Men / women that have a kink for piss/shit/slavery role play during sexual activities they also have a kink for kids under 18+ when over 18+
βHey donβt you think you girl is so hotβNo Iβm super straight but that boy thatβs under 18 is really hot even tho Iβm over 18
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A disease that you usually get when you have to go to school, work, or any other event you cant stand. Super-Aids is a very special disease, because when you have it you feel so sick that you cant go to work, school etc., but it also only lasts as long as your unintentional event lasts.
Why havent you been in school today?" - "I couldnt, Super-Aids, you know? But im alright now, so lets go out and do something.
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a poop that is a least eight inches long and three inches thick. A person that accidentally forgets to poop one day might have a super poop but it won't be a real one because you took more than one day. Also, if you have a super poop three consecutive days twice in one month, you become a professional super pooper.
Mike- Dude, i just had a super poop!
Charlie- Awesome!
Mike- Wanna see it?
Charlie- Yeah man. Which bathroom is it in?
Mike-the one right bye the TV room
Charlie- Oh well, i was only watching Family Guy.
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A dorm room that has been assigned to multiple people but everyone but one student move out leaving a larger than normal room for one person.
My roommate moved out. Now I have a sweet super single!
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