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Sited in Parks & Rec, Andy's Mouth Surprise is when you take Skittles and put it between two Starbursts.
I love Andy's Mouth Surprise because it's nice because the flavor of the Starbursts really bring out a similar flavor in the Skittles.
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When you're doing a girl from behind and you pretend to release your load in her cooter, but when she turns around, you cum in her face and yell "gotcha bitch!"
Frank: So what happened with you and Michelle last night?
Greg: She fell victim to a Chappelle Surprise.
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When one defecates in a tube sock, and then hits another with it in the face while they are sleeping or passed out.
Ashley was passed out on the couch and I woke her up with sloppy "Carl Bomb Surprise."
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a phrase that sounds really disgusting but doesnt actually mean anything
Guy 1: I baked you an apple pie surprise!
Guy 2: wtf
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When you cum in a sock and you repeatedly strike the woman with it until she’s bruised
“Hey where’d you get those bruises?”
“I got a cum sock surprise from my fiancé”
When you are having anal sex with a girl and when you pull out you spit on her back making her think you ejaculated on her back but you are actually jacking off so when she turns around you jizz in her face.
"That ass hole gave me a cum shot surprise"
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When a male puts his erect penis into the mouth of an unconcious female. When she wakes up, she has a mouth full of wood. Thus the name "george washington surprise"
Dude, I gave that chick a george washington surprise after she passed out, and she didn't realize till she woke up.
The other day I woke up to a george washington surprise. I still haven't gotten the taste out of my mouth.
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