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A brain-lapse disorder that can develop after extreme exposure to one or more videogames, in which the victim involuntarily recalls a game instance.
Jeremy: Man, during our family road trip the other day I couldn't help but notice what a great level the city of Chicago would make for Tony Hawk's Underground.
July: Sounds like Gamer's Syndrome to me...
Percy: I failed my test the other day because I came across a long word and couldn't help but play a game of Jumble with it. I think I have Gamer's Syndrome...
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A mental affliction characterized by a self-centered and condescending state of mind produced upon moving to a major city from another town. Those with city syndrome think their city and its inhabitants are better than other places and their populations Thus, they rarely travel and look down on other areas/people.
Particularly present in NYC, this disease is highly resistant to treatment because sufferers rarely acknowledge their pathology.
Friend: (just moved to nyc from nj): I just can't go back to the suburbs anymore. I just can't do it, its way too boring.
Me: Fuck you, you arrogant bastard! You got City Syndrome! Since you moved to NYC from Jersey you think you're better than everyone else. You're not you pompous asshole!
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Klinefelter's syndrome, 47, XXY or XXY syndrome is a condition caused by a chromosome aneuploidy. Affected males have an extra X sex chromosome. The principal effect is small testes development and reduced fertility. A variety of other physical and behavioral differences and problems are common, though severity varies and many boys and men with the condition have few detectable symptoms. It is the second most common extra chromosome condition, and is named after Dr. Harry Klinefelter, an endocrinologist at Massachusetts General Hospital, Boston, Massachusetts, who first described it in 1942. The condition exists in roughly 1 out of every 500 to 1,000 males.
"What's wrong with that guy? Is he gay?"
"No, he has Klinefelter's syndrome"
"So is he a dude or a chick?"
-_- "Anyone with a Y chromosome is biologically considered male."
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The syndrome of getting your sentences muddled when under pressure or being made nervous, so one sounds like Yoda from Star Wars i.e. when a person you are attracted to starts talking to you.
Josh: Hey Mandy, What you doing this weekend?
Mandy: Going mum with shoppin at the mall.
Josh: What?
Mandy: (Gets embarrased)I totally have Yoda Syndrome
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The condition where a person or group of people become addicted to the Battle Royale game Fortnite. This affects 30+ million people today.
I think my brother has Fortnite Syndrome. He’s been playing nonstop ever since we bought the game.
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A condition where persons afflicted are
given to severe episodes of insanity such as intense passion for a single person, material object or game (particuarly video games). Most people who have this condition are born with it, but some contract it by being in close proximity to someone with it for long periods of time. Other side effects of this condition include(but are not limited to) enhanced perception, precognative abitlities,
advanced motor skills, voracity, and in some cases, saddness or depression.
There is no known cure for this condition. However, most people with this condition learn to suppress the negitive side effects with meditation, exercize (mental and physical), counsoling and various forms of relaxation. Persons who experience negitive side effects that cannot be overcome by these methods, can always find other methods. Persons with this condition must remember to use it to their advantage, because great things can be accomplished employing the positive aspects. Hope, patience and devotion are the most common side effects.
--The first documented case of Sri occured in 2000 by an agent of
the Bureau of Parnormal Research and Defense, but researchers of The Bureau suspect this condition has existed since 1984.--
She was diagnosed with Sri Syndrome.
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A mild, low spectrum form of Autism (not unlike Asperger Syndrome) brought about by overexposure to the Internet. Accompanying symptoms include : greasy hair, pale skin, poor hygiene and an overwhelming dearth of social skills.
Do you have greasy hair, pale skin, horrible hygiene, a fear of the outdoors and a general unwillingness to engage in social interaction outside of an internet forum? You, too, can haz Cheezburger Syndrome!
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