Taking a McCormack

Arriving 30 minutes early to work and then waiting til its time to start work then going to take a shit

Boss: Ok, let's go do.....
Where the fuck did he go?
Co Worker: He's taking a McCormack

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Taking the Mickey

Taking the Mickey (Bliss) rhyming slang for taking the piss

She was only taking the mickey

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Take a Trump

Announcing one's verbal preamble urge to defalcate in the name of President Donald J. Trump.

Excuse me while I go Take a Trump.

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stefan's take

complete bullshit

*stef starts talking*
- ah its this fucking idiot again... stefan's take i guess...

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takes it in the jaw

Blowjob,head,sucking dick

Yeah ,shetakes it in the jaw!

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take a josh

to release a huge pungent turd.

"Hey hurry up we gotta leave"
Dude I can't I gotta take a Josh.

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take the banana

The term take the banana is equivalent to just take it and shut up, just do it, don’t even ask. You know if you are handed a banana, you know what to do with it without question. That is it... take the banana.

But dad, why do I have to do it, son, just take the banana shut up and do as I say do.

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