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Tech Support

Wizards of the highest order, often dwell on a floor lower than your own.
Sometimes dwell in the basement.

Will fix whatever you break, fuck up or delete without checking if you had the right things marked.
Usually comes equipped with the "IT Aura", a passive skill with a 50% chance of having the issue correct itself.

"Tech Support barely walked in the door and my computer started working again!"

"Yeah, that has to be the IT Aura. I swear these guys are magic."

by ITWizKidIcarus February 16, 2023


tech mommy

A well paid female who works in the tech industry

i need to meet a tech mommy

-Dr Hoensual 08/05/2023

by May 08, 2023


Sandwich Tech

shittest school ever, honestly terrible

Hey Tracey Savage what is it like managing sandwich tech school?
Shit

by KevsCafe October 15, 2023


jp tech

Another saying that retarded new gens say (it’s supposed to be boost tech)

FlingingJordan: This jp tech is op for yoinks!
Sackboy1055: nigga shut the fuck up.

by OkGlobal/t_rashhhh May 20, 2021


Vert tech

technology that creates significant vertical growth on a beanie

Chad: nice vert Kyle.
Kyle: thanks Columbia has some good vert tech

by mobfiji February 10, 2021


Pathfinder Tech

A vocational school in Palmer MA that you will regret going to. Stay away from culinary. You've been warned.

'I was thinking about applying to Pathfinder Tech'

'Pathfinder is hellish'

by regular-dude July 28, 2023


teched off

A state of unemployment caused by automation or the employment of a new technology.

I was teched off when the company bought robots that could do my job faster and better than I could.
It was cheaper for my boss to use a computer program than to keep me employed, so I was teched off.

by Gwendanor February 24, 2016