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An attempted one liner that is not funny at all.
*Kid sees another kid hanging from monkey bars*
"Hey, how's it hanging?"
*crickets*
"That's the definition of a flat liner."
To tuck in or lay flat an errant tag on a piece of clothing worn by another.
Bill raised his glass of beer and told his buddies, "It was a good day - I flat tagged Susan at work!"
When somebody starts off fixing a headlight but then you realize your dash is taken apart. You’re fixin a flat battery
Did you see Damon fixin the blinker fluid!!! Total flat battery!!
Its a spatula.
Patrick: "Hey Squidward! Is a flat spoon an instrument?"
Squidward: "No Patrick, a flat spoon is a spatula."
Tyning flats is the ultimate location for a smoke up and a session with the notorious chavs and the Tyning in whom those who live there normally smoke crack in the stairwell
Down the road the hut stands graffitied by Children who smoke burn
Numerous shoutings is heard at the shithole Tyning
John: yo Kieran g you wanna go to Tyning flats to chill
Kieran: Nah g dont wanna get smoked by some chav
When you're a baller and all of the women in your lineup have a bra size of C or bigger. You're flat free at that point.
Yo my boy, I heard you're single again and all your numbers are flat free.