sick and dump

The alternate version of skid and pump who are two little bums that do spooky things on a spooky month

Just watched sick and dump while watching skid and pump

proper dump

a proper dump is when you take a crap and it's formed correctly. no anal mudslide, no liquor-scented diarrhea, no ass gremlins. no constipation, no screaming in pain as your asshole rips open from a week's worth of backed up rectal granite. no asshole in the other stall causing you to clench up while they try to converse with you, no sitting on a toilet soaked in some dickhead's piss, no boss hollering at you to quit looking at facebook on company time while you pinch off or time limits. no greasy composition that takes half a roll of toilet paper to remove from your anal hole, no splashing up crap-water all over your nut bag.

just a nice, painless, stinky loaf that drops in with a gentle splashdown, and quick, clean wipe, leaving you satisfied and ready to continue your day.

i just took a proper dump and man, i feel great.

skittle dumping

It is slag for "may I have change please?"

Skittle Dumping is a way to ask for change

An old lady at a cash register:
Clerk- That'll be $28.75.
Mildred- Can I have my skittles dumped?
Clerk- Sure. Here's $1.25 back. Have a great day

filth dump

A shit hole/ bad place

That was was a filth dump

Dump fuck

1. Having sex with the person you broke up with.
2. Having sex while taking a dump.

1. “Hey I heard you and Shayla broke up. Yeah man but we’re on our like third dump fuck of the day so it’s all good “
2. The dump fuck sex was great but we both had diarrhea…dump fuck-ception. 😎

thanksgiving dump

When you move into university or collage than your girlfriend/boyfriend and you dump them on thanksgiving. It can also just mean that someone took a massive shit on thanksgiving

Ashley : did you hear what happend to James?
Bertha : yeah he got thanksgiving dumped, what a loser!

...

James : Fuck.. I can feel a massive thanksgiving dump brewing up in my cheeks

Carol : EWWW get away from me

dump hunch

Position assumed by canines whilst taking a dump.

Check it out: your dog has some serious dump hunch goin' on in the neighbors' yard.