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David Hasselhoff's jewish ancestor.
Shalom David Mazzeltov!
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When somebody shaves their pubes and glues them to another persons upper lip.
Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.
"I fell asleep and I woke up and Todd had given me a hairy David ".
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The creator of Bob and George the Comic Strip, and Freakadave.
David Anez at Age 20: I'm gonna start a sprite comic!
David Anez at Age 25: Why am I still doing a sprite comic?
David Anez at Age 30: Why the HELL am I still doing a sprite comic?
David Anez at Age 45: *with white hair and gone crazy* Sprites! Everywhere! Sprites!
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An African-American Major League Baseball player of note. An All-Star in both American and National Leagues, Justice established a new standard of playoff success in a remarkable 14-year career. He won World Series championships with the 1995 Atlanta Braves and 2000 New York Yankees before retiring in 2002.
He has also worked as a commentator for ESPN and the YES Network (New York). He currently resides in Poway, California and is known locally for his frequent, generous participation in Charity-Celebrity golf tournaments.
Perhaps best know, however, for his much publicized three-year marriage to Academy Award-winning actress Halle Berry, and their equally publicized 1996 divorce.
Here's a drive, deep to right, Ramirez turns, to the track, SHE'S GONE!
-Bob Costas, on David Justice's game-winning homerun in Game 6 of the 1995 World Series
A tall and lean left-handed power hitter, Garrett Anderson's productive swing has often been compared to former Braves star David Justice.
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A male Chinese singing inspiration surpassing the levels of many singers today. He sings in Mandarin and English.
David Tao has been performing his Soul Power Concerts in Hong Kong, Singapore, and Malaysia.
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1. A traitor of the Canadian political system.
2. A liar of the worst kind.
3. A Canadian Member of Parliament who was elected as a Liberal, then became a Conservative Party member two weeks after the election to accept a lucrative Cabinet position as Minister of International Trade.
Mr. Emerson refuses to give up his riding, despite public outrage of his own constituants, several nationwide petitions, and an investigation by the ethics commision of Canada.
'I know you just hired me, but your competitor has offered me money in exchange for my moral character, so I am pulling a David Emerson'
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The current leader of the UK Conservative party, David Cameron just about sums up the Tories as of late. The UK government has never been so openly and blatantly corrupt, sleazy, spiteful and dishonest. Any half-decent opposition would have knocked the New Labour party into oblivion after their first term in power. Which shows just how useless the Tory party is. Cameron himself is an ex-Etonian, stuck atop an ivory tower with no idea of the working classes or life outside his pampered little world. Since becoming leader he is hell-bent on turning the Tories into an immitation of New Labour (why have an opposition in that case?) and is determined to go soft on crime, trying to generate sympathy for criminals. Pity he can't show any sympathy for the victims. Like Blair, Cameron is just window-dressing for a party obsessed with PC, PR and image. If you ask me, the remaining Tories true to the party's principles should break away and form their own party. See how long Cameron and his band of spoon-fed, liberal soft-heads survive on their own. The latest PC stunt, appointing an asian female MP, had blown up in Cameron's face, as she is talking more sense than all his cronies put together and no-one can accuse her of racism or sexism. I say Patel for the next leader of the Tory party.
David Cameron doesn't want the Tory party to come to power, let's be honest. Because if they get elected, the Tories won't have a clue what they're supposed to do. Unless....
Cameron: "Er, excuse me, Tony. Hang on a minute, will you. What exactly is it a government is supposed to do?"
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