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Person1: hey have you ever heard of Mario Kart?
Person 2: oh, you mean the song writer Lil Mariko?
The video game that teaches you that life is so unfair.
Life is unfair and Mario Kart teaches you that.
A f*cking awesome ass game that everyone should play
P1: Yo let’s play the best game ever!
P2: Mario Kart?
P1: f*ck. yea
A game where gi is the worst at.
person 1: oh my god im so bad at mario kart
person 2: ok gi
1. Racing video game series published by Nintendo, featuring primarily characters from the Mario franchise.
2. A sexual act involving the ejaculation of a dog inside of you, or your ejaculation inside a dog.
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Mario: Hey brother, you up for a game of Mario Kart?
Luigi: Sure thing bro, get the Gamecube set up.
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Mario: So, you got any plans tonight?
Luigi: Eh, not much, was thinking of doing a Mario Kart...
Mario: That poor dog of yours doesn't know what's coming...
“Ca La Mario” este atunci cand vrei sa dai mana cu cineva calumea. Nu e un dat de mana normal, mainile formeaza un X
eu: (întind mâna)Ca la Mario!
el: Ca la Mario!
A foolish or contemptible person who lacks social skills or is boringly studious. Often Goofy.
Teacher: What is your name?
Student: My name is Ketochukwu, but you can call me Mario. Or Ketochukwu Mario.