Nov. 23 is Moose Day. You must ride a moose to all your destinations.
Damn it! I forgot it's Moose Day, I can't leave my house.
An older woman who dislikes children and in return verbally disciplined them with crude insults
She’s a Decaying Moose - Moose Bag!
When you smoke a bowl and pack the bowl down with your finger then finger a girl with your resin finger
I smoked a fat one and gave this girl a smokey moose knuckle
A pedophile that is attracted to zoophiles
I met a moose man the other night, pretty cool dude
Geese Man’s archnemesis. He is a very short person.
Person: They call me moose man.
Goose: *honks in annoyance*
A girl with a phat pussy
Guy one: Yea Ronda was cool, she def has a moose pocket
Guy two: aw hail yea a phat pussy!!