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One of the most beautiful people alive, with the most luscious eyelashes known to man.
George: I wish I had your beautiful eyelashes, Paul McCartney.
Paul: they're nothing compared to that killer jawline, George Harrison
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An ex-Disney star who uses click bait for views and fakes his marriage to become relevant. Cheated on Alissa violet and took an L with Erika costell. Famous for his song "it's everyday bro" where him and his "friends" claim that England is their city whilst Tessa brooks tries to sing and dance but fails physically and emotionally as usual. Team 10 suck his ass so they don't lose there contract
"Hey did you hear sam cheated on his wife"
"Yeah he totally did a jake paul"
"He took a major L"
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the act of introducing a live octopus into somebody else's anal cavity.
after the final game, marie and I went to the beach and she asked me for a PAUL JOB.
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A French midfielder that plays for Manchester United that has attitude issues. He usually has a good couple of months through each season, but then falls off due to issues which whatever manager he’s working with. No matter what manager is in charge, he always seems to fall out with them. He has a large ego and cares more about his dance skills and hairstyles. He has a lot of talent, but he has not let that shown.
Paul Pogba’s ego is larger than Manchester United
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the man who created and played pee wee herman.
also plays(ironically) Reuben the pig on the animted show chowder
well i guess paul reubens couldnt get away from being a pig
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when you wrap your dick up with a pancake, pour maple syrup all over it, and ram it into a chick!
Dude that hoe was full off that Paul Bunyan last night!
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