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Road Hands

When you are driving and your girl jacks you off

*going out to dinner*

Jason Hey Babe I have a boner and need to go flaccid, do you mind giving me Road Hands

by Dank___Daddy August 15, 2018

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ROAD KENNEL

slang for a k9 police car.

cop action in which a police dog is used.

originates from the kennels used for house pets.

"you bill! Road kennel comin' up on your right!"

"ditch the drugs, man! the police always be rollin' in the road kennels in the crib."

by benbot877 January 24, 2008

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Road Nap

Any varnit, domestic pet, wild animal seen dead on road while driving with kids.

Hey kids look at that raccoon taking a road nap. Tramatizes kids way less. Used many times while in car with children.

by Rowdy Cain December 28, 2015

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Sad Road

A happy trail coming out of the ass.

Ewww! That guy has such a long sad road.

by Talora August 30, 2008

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Road-tripping

A reduced variation of u-hauling* that includes the rapid emotional, sexual and physical connection without the expectation of immediately moving in with one another. Road trips are often used as a trial run for couples to see how potentially compatible they are to live together. Road-tripping is the conventional, preliminary stage that leads to an unconventional, fast paced relationship.

*u-hauling refers to two women who move in together very soon after they start dating.

Taking big steps emotionally, but not the

- two women who move in together very soon after they start dating
-emotional, sexual, and physical connection (intense)
- attached very quickly
- women who move quickly in the relationship emotionally or sexually and move in together

"Moving in together is a huge commitment. I think we should continue road-tripping."

"They've been spending a lot more time together lately. It appears their road-tripping is evolving into u-hauling."

by Jarah818 August 25, 2021

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road sushi

When you go down on a Japanese girl while she is driving.

Wow that guy knows his way around a Nigeria. Best road sushi ever.

by MightyOak March 20, 2017

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Road mage

Apprentice Road Mage, lacks the deep insight of the universe that can only be gained by completing a road trip of over 1000 miles in 24 hours in the pissing rain on a motorcycle.

To be a full Road Mage the aspirant must have completed the challenge and have a beard and all head and facial hair , for preference, must be suitably chrome in appearance. He must always be able to find a cafe also.

Jon is a road mage

by Smickers2 June 30, 2022

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