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Madonna
M.U.O also known as Madonna University Okija. One of the schools in Anambra State. A school
full of frustration and stress. The type of
school that still gives admission till the day
of exam.
In madonna, the sun is hot enough to fry an egg
and it changes the skin of students.
Madonna is not for me
Being in Madonna university should be included in one thousand ways to die
A Universal Friend Is A Friend Who Can Do Literally Anything. A Therapist, A Designated Driver, A Mentor, Etc. This Person You Always Want Around Because They Bring Peace, And They Never Cease To Amaze You.
“I need a universal friend, you know somebody I can vent to while cleaning and doing homework.”
the sky, the land, the sea, everything everyone has and can see but are normally ignorant and take it for granted
I opened up the universal life for a day and suddenly life seems great
to be attractive to Man, Women, Beast......all walks of life
That girl must be Universally sexy, did you see that lizard check her out!
The Washington University of the North East. But, no tempurpedic mattresses, Jason Derulo concerts, or arches.
Emily: Damn Girl, I heard you got into Harvard University.
Savannah: I know its practically the WashU of the north east.
Emily: Sorry about your mattresses
When you nut so hard you see stars exploding and galaxies form.
Mike gettin head from Jessica
Mike: I'm about to nut
Jessica: Unintelligible
Mike: *lets out an animalistic noise that sounds faintly human and nuts so hard he can see the big bang*
Guess you could say he had a universal nut
Wits university is the University of witswatersrand situated in the city of Johannesburg south africa. The university is populated by people who think they are in Harvard meanwhile they're one of the most dumbest people ever. Most of the girls sell their bodies to Nigerian drug dealers in order to pay fees and the boys are Mongols. The whole university should be divided by 2 because they are all halfwits.
Person A: I Got Admitted at Wits University.
Person B: "Congratulations you're a prostitute: (If Person A is female)
else
(Congratulations you're a nyaope boy).
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