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The final base.
When a guy fucks another dead guy through his penis hole while being penetrated by a shemale
Friend 1: Yo, I heard you and Josh got to the twentieth base last night at the funeral. That's fucked up.
Friend 2: I regret nothing.
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A type of player that can be found in the popular game Halo. These players will hide in the enemy team's base just to steal a powerful weapon or vehicle.
Red team 1:"Hey, why won't the tank spawn in!?"
Red team 2:"The enemy has it, we need to watch out for base campers!"
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The act of punch someone directly at the base of their penis. Unlike getting hit square in the balls or the unfortunate hit to just the head, a base punch ensures both instant and prolonged discomfort.
"Whenever I see Andrew's face, I can't help but consider giving him a good base punch."
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spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.
WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear
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106th base is when you have sex in an elevator with your mums dog whilst your ex ex ex girlfriend is licking your anus and a goat it shuving his dick up your nose
dude 1: you will never guess what!?
dude 2: what?
dude 1: i got to 106th base last night, it just happened when i got in the elevator coming home from work
dude 2: ew man! seriously you let a goat shuv his furry dick up your nose?!
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To destroy an object with extreme prejudice in the most heinous way possible without any forethought, as one would when encountering ANY Ace of Base album.
Dude 1: Hey, I heard you bought the new U2 Album,"
Dude 2: Yeah, but it sucked so hard I decided to Ace of Base it with a 12 guage shotgun.
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