Catch-69

Noun

The hopeless situation teachers find themselves in when having to use the number 69 in front of students, which will incontrovertibly cause hysterical laughter, wildly inappropriate commentary, and utter chaos in the classroom.

So as not to end up in yet another catch-69, the teacher told her students to turn to the page after page 68.

Dingleberry Catch

When someone has dingleberries (shitty toilet paper stuck to anus hairs) and another partner attempts to eat the berries off of the arsehole.

Me and the wife tried dingleberry catch last night. She managed to eat 4.

Catch and Release Phrase

To pick up and use a new catch phrase, only to abandon it when it becomes popular.

Everytime I used to hear Blue Oyster Cult on the radio I would yell "More Cowbell!!" until I heard Biff in acounting do the same. Then I knew it was time for me to make "More Cowbell!!" a Catch and Release Phrase and move on.

Catching blowies

The act of sleeping with ones mouth open wide enough for blow flies to land inside

Dazza's over there on his couch catching blowies.

I'm so exhausted, I'm going home to catch blowies.

Catch Zs

It means you gonna go to sleep

Ay Marshall ima go catch Zs

Catch some cheese

Getting some pussy after a long break

I have to catch some cheese jojo. I haven’t been with a girl in ages.

Catch-Rumplestiltskin-by-the-Balls

When a Girl/Chick/Woman catches her BF in the act with another female (or male/nonbinary human) on video and posts it publicly on IG, FB, Twitter, Snap, or other social media platform, then tags the chick in the post and switches it to, "private."

Did you see how pissed Tyler was when Tinky and Bones razzed him about cheating with that vid?

Yeah, right? He needed it. That's the way to Catch-Rumplestiltskin-By-The-Balls!

Now they know who the Baby-Daddy is...