Eat Beer

The act of comsuming large amounts of alcohol in a very short amount of time. To binge drink.

Robert: After class lets go Eat Beer!
Walter: That sounds splended Robert. Maybe afterward we could play craps or even get some dank shit. My strees level is near my iris.

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eat shit

v.
to fall (wipe out) painfully on a skateboard or just in general to the amusement of onlookers.

not to be confused with simply slipping and falling.

only when falling is accompanied by severe pain or when it appears to.

past tense: ate shit

i tried to ollie the 9stair but instead god decided i should eat shit, sliding face first, flipping and hitting my head along the way.

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eat the baby

great phrase to trick your father with;
can also mean "to buy a car."

"eat the baby dad!"
"what's that mean? it sounds bad."

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Eat Shit

the act of eating shit

A girl calls her friend after 11 pm to sleepover. She has her brother to ask if he can put his head between her friends legs. The friend wipes her shit on her pussy in case someone tries to force their hands down her pants. So she says yes and the guy EAT SHIT!!!!

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eating skittles

when a guy sticks skittles up your vagina and then eats them out.

Example 1
Girl 1: Hey theres Skittles.
Girl 2: Why do they call her skittles?
Girl 1: Because she lets guys eat skittles out of her vagina
Girl 2: EWW!

Example 2
Guy:Hey baby.
Girl: Hey.
Guy: Want to come over to my house later and ill eat some skittles?
Girl: Sure.

Eating skittles is pretty gross and mostly only sluts let guys do it to them as they have no self respect.

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eating furniture

When i was twelve i was six three, when i went to play championships for our basketball tournament this guy said, "That guy must eat furniture he's huge!"

Shaq eats furniture.

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Good eats

Another way for something or some one looks good.

Tyson Stevens is Good eats

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