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a dumb German dictator who molest little kids
" Adolf hitler molested his fellow nigga"
A man who can't invade the Soviet Union
"I Adolf Hitler can Invade the Soviet Union in under 5 months"-Someone who can't invade the Soviet Union in under 5 months
Adolf Hitler was a sensitive man. He was an Austrian painter, best-seller author and philanthropist, deeply concerned about the overpopulation of the planet. His autobiography " Mein Kraft" has sold > 12 mil. copies worldwide.
Hilter was was very good at coming up with solutions, so he proposed a Final one.
Fun facts:
• Composer of the hard german techno song "Erika" )
• Inventor of the toothbush mustache
• Portrayed himself in the WW2 era sitcom comedy "Der Untergang"
Further reading:
"Anal Cunt - Hitler Was a Sensitive Man (Metal Spoken Word)" (Hilter fan fiction)
"French boy gets ‘Mein Kampf’ instead of ‘Minecraft’ for Christmas - Grandfather gets him Mein Kampf" (unboxing by a young fan)
"ERIKA CANONEER Remix(This Is Real German Techno)" (Hitler's musical magnus opus remixed and bass boosted)
- Hey son! What did you learn at school today?
-Hi mom! Today we learned about Adolf Hitler yayyyyy!!!
Adolf Hitler was a German politician who served as the Chancellor of Germany from 1933 until his epic downfall in 1945. Though born in Austria, he was an avid German nationalist since childhood. He was the leader of the Nazi Party in Germany and was heavily anti-semetic. Usually regarded as a dictator, he is a highly controversial historical figure and not one held in high regards by many people. He was the person who had caused the initiation of the Second World War.
C : "dude Adolf Hitler was right"
J : "shut up you Nazi scum"
A guy that did EVERYTHING wrong.
Heil Adolf Hitler nicht! Er ist ein schlechter Mensch!
A very, very, bad person.
Also my grandfather.
"Adolf Hitler's ideas were amazing!"
Some small dick Austrian wanker who got mad and fucking killed 11 million people because he got rejected from art school. What a fucking loser.
Adolf Hitler: I am Adolf Hitler!
Any sensible person: Fuck off you Austrian cunt.
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