Spread the Jam

If you say or do something that a living person would disapprove of, you cause that person to "spread the jam." This is similar to having someone "roll in their grave" except for when the person is alive.

If you eat beef, you make Oprah spread the jam.

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bum jam

the act of ramming ones danky dank in a womans limey butt-hole. also known as anal rampage.

Bumjam a lamb

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Butter Jam

Code word for a blow job when around family, or in a crowd

"Monica I would love some of your special Butter Jam" Said Bill merrily

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jamming the meridian

When in the process of spreading a trap's buttocks, and burying at least one cock into said buttocks, while in unison of the Jamee doing a handstand and the Jamer being present on a stepladder behind them.

It is also required to have both parties completely unshaven with exception to the nipples.

Egg insertions are also optional.

Likewise definition for "Jam the Meridian; All set to jam the meridian; Presently jamming the Meridian; and The Ed, Edd n Eddy Slammer."

Famously used by Rainbow S6: Siege operator;
Lesion, "All set to Jam the Meridian!" and "Jamming the Meridian!"

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Boner Jam

Any song that induces intoxication and the opportunity to dance like an asshole with a member of the opposite sex.

Lowdown by Boz Scaggs is the ultimate Boner Jam.

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Jimmy jam

Name for a marijuana cigarette. Used when inviting a friend to a social smoke.

Hey Joe, let's go fire up a Jimmy Jam.

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Cock jam

When you punch an erect penis dead on and the penis folds like and accordion. The tough part is making the penis erect.

He was going to whip my ass in the middle of the dance floor so I showed him a picture of Katy Perry and was able to give him a cock jam and escape safely.

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