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The fucking man: name derived from Magic Johnson and Will Wonka. Name originally created by T.O.
Yo Magic Wonka, do we have fuckin chinese homework tonight
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When you take a shit in someone’s stocking before they wake up on Christmas morning.
My brother’s been a real jerk, so I’m giving him some Christmas Magic this year.
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A name given to females with big booty.
Man, I'll tell you right now....your sister has magical oats!
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Similar to epic failure which is failure when success is highly probable, magic failure occurs when a process or operation that has a 100% chance of success inexplicably fails.
Person A: I do this process the same way I always do, I know it works, but for some unknown reason, it will not and there is nothing wrong.
Person B: Magic failure...
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Guy: "Hey man, wanna come to the club and pick up some bitches?" Other guy: "naaa, I'm gonna hang out with my bro and play magic tonight."
Girl: "oh that guy is kinda cute, do you think he has a girlfriend?" Other girl: "I don't think he does, I saw him playing with magic cards the other day."
"Yo man, have you got a condom?" "No, but I've got a hard deck of magic cards."
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A texting game where usually a guy and a girl send pictures back and forth mimicking each other in each picture. Ex. boy sends picture of himself wearing only pants so the girl sends one of her wearing only pants. You can also play it with poses as well. This is for the most part a sexting game
Jim: Hey Lucy would you like to play Magic Mirror?
Lucy: Sure
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A term for magic mushrooms commonly used up north
Ay la, pass me them Magic Mushies
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