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Well, let me tell you about Joe Mama's house, a real gem in Branson, Missouri. It's like a trove of "unique handcrafted designs" – or as we like to call them, "Meth Masterpieces" – courtesy of the one and only Tasha, the Meth Madam of the Night.
You walk in there, and you're scratching your head, wondering, "How on earth did they cram all this junk into one place?" Let me spill the beans. The secret ingredient here is none other than Meth! Yep, you heard me right, Meth! Tasha and her squad of Meth Monkeys are like Santa Claus on steroids, sneaking into local businesses and homes while you're counting sheep, just to swipe your stuff.
They haul it all back to Joe Mama's house, where a team of highly "tweaked out" individuals (and I don't mean they're just sipping on energy drinks) start stripping it down and slapping on a fresh coat of paint. It's like a makeover show, but instead of fashion, it's stolen goods getting a facelift.
So, if you're missing something, or you're pretty darn sure it's been swiped, don't call the cops just yet. Just mosey on down to Joe Mama's house, and chances are, you'll find your missing goods right there, between a "Painted" toaster and a "one-of-a-kind" lamp that probably once belonged to your grandma. Meth-tastic!
When I visited Joe Mama's house in Branson, Missouri, I couldn't help but laugh at the sheer madness of it all – it's like a meth-fueled episode of 'Antiques Roadshow' where Tasha and her gang of Meth Monkeys turn stolen goods into 'Meth-tastic' madness! Tasha and her gang of Meth Monkeys pull off heists on the sly, then work their magic to turn stolen goods into something 'new' to resell. So, if you've lost something or suspect it's been pinched, you might just find it at Joe Mama's house
This wrods are used when your friend annoys you
-*tvinis tyvna*
-chaijvi sheni mama movtyan
any girl that acts as if she Noo Noo from ATL poppin gum, smackin her lips wearing a little uh nuttin. wit bad colored hair weaves.
On my mama, what do u call a girl like her ova der wit da green pony tail in dem snow boots in da summer time; a doo doo mama!
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When you hear joe mama for the first time and its funny
joe mama hahaha
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A large thikk female (spiritually that is) who enjoys eatin her some feed. She enjoys not exercising as well as praising god for the food that she loves to eat.
Shatoya: My sister Panbanisha went to taco burrl, crab shak, and mcdonalds, and she still hungray
Isis: That b*** is such a mama sandwich delux. She be out of control
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When used by a woman, it means that the woman got horny because she met an attractive man and indulged in some sort of sex with him. The woman refers to herself as mama and does not necessarily mean that she is a mother.
Mentioned in the movie 'The Dilemma'.
Bert : Honey, why do you have a guilty look on your face?
Sue : Bert, I want you to know that you are my number one man but Mama got thirsty last night.
Bert : (Walks out angrily)
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someone fucks chicken mamas
See booty
"oh yes ooohh yes"
chicken mama fucker booty
leave a damn like or die
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