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Fools! It is in fact a delicious drink with
2 parts Vodka, Rum, Gin, Tequila, Blue Curacao over ice
fill with sweet/sour mix, splash of lemon/lime soda and add a cherry.
Long Islands are so two thousand and late, I'll order a Blue Mother Fucker!
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The famous catchphrase of the famous Aussie Legend, Isaac Butterfield. There really is no simpler way to explain it's meaning, simply put: "be a good mother fucker"
Mate: Hey Isaac, be a good mother fucker!
Isaac: You be a good mother fucker too!
Also known as the "Mother of the Hall," "Dorm Mom," or "Hall Mom."
These types of "Mothers" are ONLY found in college campus residence halls; they are typically some girl in the residence hall that goes above and beyond to take care of the hall and its residents, even doing small things like washing the dishes that everyone leaves in the hall's kitchen area, or consoling others in times of grief/sadness. They may also go so far as to make sure their "children" don't go off and get themselves in trouble, or cause trouble, and ensure that they are well fed.
They are usually marked by their extreme kindness and outgoing nature, have good, if not, great grades, and should be the person you go to if you need help.
If you do not know, and really want to know who the Dorm Mom of the hall is, ask around your hall to see who they all think it is.
Note: If your Residence Hall is divided up into multiple Floors, typically there is a "Dorm Mom" to each floor. Also, if your Dorm Floor or the Dorm Hall itself has no girls in it, then obviously there is no Dorm Mom on your floor/in your hall. When I was in college, 1/4th of the floor in the Hall I was in, was Girl-Only rooms, and some floors in other Halls were Boys only.
Disclaimer: Just because there is only one or two girls on your floor/in your Hall, does not mean one of them is automatically the Dorm Mom. The Dorm Mom must exhibit multiple behaviors as listed above.
College Student 1: (Noting the dishes are cleaned) Oh...hey...the Dorm Mom (Dorm Hall Mother) must have washed the dishes.
CS 2: Yeah, I think she also washed and folded some laundry I accidentally left in the laundry room.
CS 1: She's freaking awesome.
To yell profanities at a jury while you are on trial.
Defendant: All y'all piece of shit mother fuckers on this jury are gonna die.
Judge: thank you mother fucking the jury, but we still need to finish opening statements.
Jury: I don't think that is necessary, we find the defendant guilty on all charges.
Someone so highly trained in the use of firearms and application under stress of loss of life and their superhuman capabilities to eradicate the threat to their own existence with brutally rapid precise fire. Someone who when he looks somewhere, lead goes there almost by instinct.
Even though they were heavily outnumbered when the commando's showed up, being the bad mother fuckers they were, they made short work of the enemy on the objective.
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This is by far the worst insult you can tell someone in the entire universe. God himself forbids himself from speaking of this.
1: Ur Mom gay
2: ur Dad lesbian
1: Ur granny tranny
2: Ur grandpap a trap
1: Ur sister sisters a mister
2: Ur brother a mother
(Literally every living thing in existence gets the life sucked out of them)
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A group of lower to middle class working mothers in the UK that regard it their purpose it life to save guard everyone else against the evils that they don;t agree with.
Can be seen complaining about anything someone enjoys that they don't agree with there for that entity must be evil and 'corrupting out children' and can also be frequently heard in lower class newspapers such as the daily star and The sun exagerating something so much that they are basically a complete lie
Similar to a nazi only more annoying
Similar to a soccer mom
Letter to local newspaper: 'We are the mothers against fun and we demand BB guns must be banned, a boy on our street bought one from the market for a pound and held up a bank killing 6 people and a dog on the way out. Why are these sins against humanity allowed to be sold in the UK'
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