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Mickey Mouse ears

Slang term for over-ear hearing protection. Often used in the US Armed Forces.

Damnit Carl, put on the fucking Mickey Mouse ears or you're gonna go deaf!

"WHAT!?"

by 'WolfMyer' August 9, 2019


Gutter Mouse

Some one that is or was a naive street kid due to reasons such as abuse or neglect, disability, or discrimination.

All we are is gutter mice, we might not talk about it, but we are./ This gutter mouse got caught for graffiti.

by FThem Cloud August 15, 2020


West Virginia Mouse Trap

When you are driving with your toothless sister and she is giving road head, the steering wheel is lowered effectively trapping her head in your crotch like a mouse in a trap.

My sister got caught in the West Virginia Mouse Trap

by Ridge Reaper March 11, 2021


Mouse Merchant

A Mouse Merchant is a person who gains all of their victories through pure luck and fraudulent circumstances, therefore making all of their wins “Mickey Mouse” Wins.

Jonas just won another game by camping at max height and avoiding confrontation all game, he’s a real Mouse Merchant!

by Gussington February 28, 2022


poorer than a country mouse

need to say no more

Someone approaches you in the street for a donation of some sort...
response: sorry I am poorer than a country mouse. it get the message across.

by The Original Country Mouse March 8, 2011

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Dancing your mouse

Someone who spends more time dancing and bouncing their mouse around their desk to music than actually doing any work.

Hey Bland, how about you do some work instead of dancing your mouse like you’re in some sort of Scottish stage show.

by User1893 July 21, 2022


Mouse girl

The kind of girl that does nothing without a gang surrounding/backing her (be it the Lucky Seven armed with slingshots and rocks, or a powerful organization armed with sniper rifles).

The mouse girl was mouthy until she knew the police/interventionists were on the way to back her, then her image got tougher than nails and the violent threats started coming from her whole posse.

by The Original Agahnim July 7, 2021