Shit n' Ditch

Shit n' Ditch is the act of using the restroom at a restaurant, convenience store, drug store etc, and leaving right after you 'do your duty'. It's just meant as a pit stop to relieve yourself, and it often causes awkward stares with the employees working there, who know you're not going to buy anything. Sometimes you can't use a restroom because the facility might have it reserved for customers only. This would be considered an unsuccessful Shit n' Ditch, and you would have to find another place, quickly.

1. "Dude where were you?"
"Sorry, I did a Shit n' Ditch in the Chipotle across the street."
"Oh ok."

2. "Hey is there a restaurant around here? I need to do a quick Shit n' Ditch."

Stick n poke

A tattoo you give yourself with a needle and ink. Often cute but sometimes if you give them to yourself they are ugly af.

Person 1: You have a tattoo?

Person 2: yeah
Person 1: that’s just a stick n poke

Push n pop

When you fart while peeing.

I push n popped while peeing in the urinal

Hump n' Trump

Hump n' Trump =

When you have a one night stand / hookup with a sane person but stay over and have to pretend to be a Trump supporter to make a swift, guilt-free exit first thing in the morning.

'Oh we went home together and I shouldn't have stayed the whole night but I hump n' Trumped my way out of there.'

' I want to ask this girl to date me but I think she'll Hump n' Trump me.'

'He did the Hump n' Trump before the news paper hit the door step'

'I did the Hump n' Trump, felt bad, but really I'm all for Sanders...'

Hammer 'n Anvil

To get a person intoxicated, with the ulterior motive of later having rough intercourse with them.

I'm going out with "Heather" for a little Hammer 'n Anvil action... I'm gonna get her hammered and pound her like an anvil.

serial designation n

N is a friendly character despite his job. Despite this, he's entirely capable of hunting down people and has been shown to have great skill in doing so. Because of his friendly attitude, however, he decides to stop killing people after Mario convinced him that watching memes is better.


"I'm Disassembly Drone N. I love three things: Dog stuff, m ̱͓̪͔̻͌̐u̴̬̻̳̘͐̃̀̑̓͆͝ṟ ̡̢̖̮͖́d ̢͎̭̯͎̠͓̽̂̎̊ë̴̺͍̪̮̩͕́͐͛͐͝͠r̵̜̀͂͋̅͘ ̶̱̣͓̜̉͐͛s̵̢̢͇̻̐̿̎͘t̶͚̟̭̲̩͗͛̂̄̕͠ù̴̟̆̏̇̅̚f̵̙͎̜́͗̏̑̕f ͇̪̣̮̬̻̱̩̀, and debilitating cognitive dissonance."

Serial designation n is shy, but has a passion for dogz.

Fire 'n' Forget

After one finishes masturbating, they do not clean up after themselves. Usually, there is a designated spot for said action.

Duh! That's where I Fire 'n' Forget!