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February 1, the day when girls give their boyfriend a hard spanking until their ass is red and they're begging for mercy. A way that women show the guys who's boss.
My girlfriend gave me a paddling on national spanking day until I was screaming and crying like a baby. She sure showed me who the boss is
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started on PbNation.com showing the love for the site in hope that it will last for ever ;)
Tony will b selling "Viva La Nation" wristbands
check the site PbNation.com
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a national holiday dedicated to yoloing (you only live once-ing) most swagbosses and swaglords have a party were they do the most swaggiest and yoloiest things possible on June 20th
Swagboss: Yeah dude! I cannot wait to show off my swag and Nike elites to all the hot ladies.
Swaglord: Bro, when will you get to show off all of that swag?
Swagboss: I will show off my swag and Nike elites on national yolo day, bro
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The day where you go spend time with your bae and post them on your story
Oh Kay it’s National Bae Day go post ur bae
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Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium
All other countries have inferior potassium
Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein swimming pool
It's length thirty meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 80% of human solid waste
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan
They very nosey people, with bone in their brain
Kazakhstan, industry best in world
We invented toffee and trouser belt
Kazakhstan's prostitutes, cleanest in the region
Except of course for Turkmenistan's
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Come grasp mighty penis of our leader
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
That’s the Kazakhstan national anthem guys!
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A celebration on July 15 for people named Lexi, presents are required and can only be given to those named Lexi.
“I can’t wait to see what I get for National Lexi Day”
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National POGGERS Day is on the 18th of July, everyone is required to Pog, otherwise Socki will hunt you down.
Timmy forgot to Pog on National Poggers Day and it was the last time I saw him
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