Sweet tea

Tea is alsome but when you put 1lbs of sugar on top it makes it turn into SHIT! In a cup

Earl: can I have some sweet tea

Bob: in a minute just need to shit in this cup

red tea

Red tea is made by a 3/4 completion of the fermentation process required to make black tea. Hence the fermentation is more complete than oolong tea which sits at 1/2, green tea which is unfermented but kiln fired, and white tea which is completely raw and sundried.

Red tea know for it's unparalleled aroma is a serious force of nature to be reckonned with.

Tea-stress

The one hapless friend (mostly male for extra degradation)who always ends up with the tea making duties because they can't build up enough self confidence not to be everyone's bitch.

Simon - "Kris, make the tea!"
Kris - "Do I have to? I made the last seven!"

Daniel - "YES you fucking do - your the tea-stress!! And when you've done that, wash these cups"

egg tea

Egg Tea

Makes 1 Serving

1 tsp. loose leaf black tea or 1 black tea bag
1 cup water
1 egg or 1 egg yolk
Sugar to taste

Boil water. Add the tea leaves/tea bag to the water and let it steep for 5 minutes. While the tea is steeping, place the raw egg/egg yolk and sugar in the bottom of a teacup. Mix until frothy. Strain the tea leaves or remove the tea bags from the tea mixture. Slowly pour the prepared hot tea into the teacup with the egg mixture, stirring constantly. Serve.

Drinking tea may lower cholesterol, as long as it's black tea, and not, like, egg tea or lard tea. Stay away from those two;

Tea Gag

Verb; The act of tea bagging. Then you gag the bitch.

"Oh man, my girl was giving me guff last night, so I totally tea gagged her!"

tea bagging

To lower your testicles onto someone elses forehead.

When boz removes his pants lowers his shaven testicles onto Beegies forehead repeatedly, making a lovely plopping sound.

Tea & Toast

A term relating to getting sex...
Can be used when refferring to a one night stand or a repeat performance...

(Origin: N.H - Bournemouth :p )

'You get some tea & toast last night??'

'Where you going?' ... 'For tea & toast!'

'Tea & toast???' 'YEAA BOII!!'