Uncle Tom

A black person who is in with both blacks and whites (or vice versa). Not necessarily a person who betrays their own race.

"My boy future is an Uncle Tom" - B. Rabbit (8 Mile)

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Uncle Tim

Whites who challenge white racism and white supremacy.

The term originated in poor faith towards a white anti-racist activist Tim Wise.

That guy is challenging my racist behavior, and he's white too!?! What an Uncle Tim!

Does he hate white people?

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Uncle Ron

slang for herion

I'm about to push off with Uncle ron, you down?

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Uncle Floyd

Occurs when a man has hemorrhoids and wipes blood from his anus. Compare to a woman's menstrual cycle and "Aunt Flo".

I needed a maxi-pad after that week-long cruise. Uncle Floyd came to visit unexpectedly.

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Uncle Ben

An Uncle Ben is that one uncle that nobody wants to leave their kids alone with. As well as been a fat nonce, An Uncle Ben also wears adult nappies due to shitting his pants at work.

I don't want to go stand over there, he looks like an Uncle Ben.

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uncle john

random person, visualised as a fat jamaican marine boilogist with pigtails, generally used when we dont know the answer to a "who" question.

"who was the 13th in line to the throne of england in the 1634?"
ans: uncle john!

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Uncle Tom

A black man who kisses people asses.

Teacher: Get out of the class! You're causing an uproar.
Person 1: Fine miss.
Person 2: Don't listen to her you bitch. You remind me of my Uncle Tom.

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