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First years of being a teen. A time in wich one is either in 7th or 8th grade. A very boring time to be a teenager. Parents often act as though you are still a little kid. Many are prone to being a prep. Others, a very little emo this happens toward more later in 13 age most only like the music. Most likely green day obbsessed (like mui).
Mom: MY little baby's 13 years-old!! it was only yesturday i was changing you diapers!!
13 year-old kid: Mom. please.
almost year later
Mom: HI sweety how was your day.
13 year-old kid (prep): Whatever mom.
or
Mom: hi sweety.
13 years-old kid (emo music liker): fine, hey can I go over to Melissa's later?
Mom: Sure.
13: Thanks!
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When you get really fucked up at new years party and have a great time. Maybe even hit on a couple ladies with some big titties and tell them why you can't have contacts. Then you go down the stairs to relax with some people before the ball drops. Then a little freshman drunk out of their mind comes down the stairs, despite you carefully avoiding and evading her the ENTIRE night. She then sits on your lap and your locked in with no way of getting out of hooking up with her. You then tell her you have no desire in hooking up with her anymore. And she then begins to flip out and spits in your eyeball. Then when the ball drops she turns into an animal and attacks your face with her mouth, I can only make the comparison of her having a seizure in your mouth. Then you leave because your disgusted at what happened, and she goes home and throws up, unfortunately you remember everything that happened in every single detail possible, and she remembers nothing. Especially the spitting in the eyeball. I forgot to mention she also punches you in the stomach like a little ninja, drunk of course.
"Yeah my new years sucked, I had a new years disaster. I had spit in my eye for hours, and pain in my stomach."
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An excuse to go out and party all nite long and hit as many bitches as you can
fgse ewew wewe
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A phrase a girl says when she wants to give someone head.
(Girl suddenly feels the urge to give someone a blowjob)
"Happy New Year!"
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World's biggest asshole.
This definition was sealed after George W. Bush, Bono, Giuliani, Putin, and you were chosen for the position in their respective years.
So I overheard the list of nominees for Time Person of the Year 2008. They are: Ahmedinijad, Hugo Chavez, Al Gore, the CEO of Exxon Mobil, and apparently the Pope.
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Swim: You’re such a 5 year old.
Bob: Uh, no, your an idiot
Swim: Please learn some grammar.
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a popular phrase in Japanese BBSs that is used to tell an ignorant and/or inexperienced member not to post a message; ROM is an acronym for Read Only Member
Hey, n00b, be a ROM for 5,000 years.
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