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Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. Generally, you should wrap the light bulb in some sort of plastic wrap to ensure that if the bulb does break you don't lose your capacity to excrete permanently.
Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "The Thomas Edison...that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"
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The term you would use to describe dick sucking nonces who loves willies
Oi mans acting like a Thomas Gillham
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A very contradictory person, who is often not sober and can't make up his mind on stuff.
Jake: Oh hey Thomas Riano, how do you like soccer?
Thomas: I hate it.
Jake: You should quit man!
Thomas :No dude I love it.
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A TV show which stars a CGI-animated train with a face named Thomas, & his friends. It started in 1984, ended on January 20, 2021 which is the very second & same day that Joe Biden became the president when he said God.
2nd: An old TV show starring stop-motion trains with faces & the stop-motion model trains are now at Discover Thomas Exhibition in Thomas Land in Drayton Manor, UK. But more are sent to HARA model railway museum in japan.
3rd: A new revival of the original series starring 2D-animated characters, completely re-design.
4th: A series of books that you can read.
"A baby watched Thomas & Friends for 8 hours"
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A gender confused member of the ape family, vaguely reminiscent of the Wookie from 'Star wars' by George Lucas.
A Thomas will often try and assault those around him if they are excelling in something he is incapable of, E.G soccer, conversation and sex.
Thomas's family tree is literally a straight line, he is descended from a Romanian pole dancer and a Somalian pirate, when the pirate died however, the pole dancer kept the family blood alive by having sex with her son, thus starting the family of inbreds, doubtless Thomas will soon be impregnated by his father and will continue the tradition.
Romanian Pole Dancer Somalian Pirate
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Thomas Solakof
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The act of defecating on another's chest. AKA cleveland steamer, without rubbing it around.
We were in the mood for some scat play, so I gave her a hot thomas.
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