This refers to the phallic shaped blob of toothpaste squirted onto your toothbrush after the cap was left off and the toothpaste developed a crust.
i love to give my mouth a thorough spearmint dick in the mornings.
ahhhh that fresh feel.
A retard. Completely incapable of making a good decision. Does not listen to instructions. Stands around looking stupid a lot .
I told him how to do it but he’s a skin dick so now it’s all fucked up
When your one's penis/erection extremely hard; sometimes to the degree that it hurts.
"I had a bad case of diamond dick, so I had to rub one out before it became a problem."
Not having sex for a prolonged time which might show some physical attributes.
Similar to the traditional scurvy which is vitamin C deficiency
Also known as sex deficiency.
Its been almost 10 months.., Jusus Christ I have dick scurvy now....
When you dick down a girl so good it makes her fall inlove with you.
Kenny : "Aye dude ever since i started fucking her she wont get off my sack and keeps hitting me up." Alex : "Eeeeeee you got that cupid dick my boi."
The action of an anthropoid, or animal with the proper male reproductive organs hoisting a weighted miscellaneous item of interest (particularly weights commonly used for muscle developing at physical fitness centers and other various fitness locales) using their phallus in order to augment size, length, girth, or to simply express physical and emotional well-being.
Just came back from doing d-lifts (dick lifts) at the gym
A dick that is in hiding/So unshaven, that it hasn't been found in 10 years.
Dan, I got a bad case of Osama's Dick, and i'm afraid that my security is in danger until we find my penis.